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🗓️ 16 September 2023
⏱️ 67 minutes
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0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan show. Thank you to everybody who came out to the |
0:07.4 | Barry Weiss event that I did comedy in front of the very important |
0:18.8 | Barry Weiss event. It was a debate sponsored by the Masad in which we discussed |
0:28.5 | the proposition should woman should woman should women start getting hit again in the movies |
0:36.3 | should they start getting punched in the face, you know, but in kind of a romantic way like to |
0:41.9 | calm her down. And the answer was no, but it was close. It was 51 to 49 and the great Anna |
0:49.5 | Hashem Hashian, Kashian from red scare was there and she was the funniest one. |
0:56.7 | But Louise Perry was there as well who's very smart and then Sarah Hader who's really |
1:00.6 | smart and then Grimes was very entertaining and you know smart in her own way. And it was a good |
1:07.1 | it was a good debate. I stayed about 40 minutes and I did and that was fine. That was more than |
1:12.0 | enough. I mean Jesus Christ. I heard about that after party. It's on a rooftop and, you know, |
1:19.2 | it's just, you know, you do it. It's fun. You move on. It doesn't need, you know, it doesn't |
1:27.6 | have to be a convention. So thank you Barry for including me. I appreciate it. And, you know, |
1:37.6 | everybody more and more people are on a Zampak. That's what I can tell you. Everybody I bump into |
1:42.2 | in Hollywood and Los Angeles is on a Zampak and it's a miracle drug apparently, but in rare cases |
1:49.2 | you can get something called gastro-paraisis or paraisis where your stomach refuses to empty. |
1:58.8 | It will not empty out. So you're a nauseous kind of for the rest of your life when eating food, |
2:02.5 | but that is very rare cases. But everyone you meet in this town is on ozampak. I'm not going to |
2:10.4 | say who's on it, but I'm saying people you bump into and they go, you want ozampak? I'm on, |
2:16.4 | and I'm happy for everybody that's on it and who knows? I might do it. I'm a pussy. |
2:22.2 | I'm a pussy. And doctors, they're telling me they don't know if I should do it. And I mean doctors, |
2:31.2 | these people are the scum of the earth. They'll tell you to do anything really. So if doctors |
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