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The Snark Tank

#361: it can only good happen

The Snark Tank

Snark Tank

Video Games, Comedy, Society & Culture, Leisure

4.8860 Ratings

🗓️ 29 September 2025

⏱️ 130 minutes

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0:00.0

Welcome to the Snartek.

0:12.0

You're about to get your ears glazed by the great Chris Racon, Derek Blackman, and Tom Sweetie.

0:23.9

Sit back and prepare for some action.

0:29.2

Sit back and prepare for some glazing glory.

0:36.1

Hey, everybody.

0:43.3

Welcome to the Snark Tank podcast. It's me, Chris, and it's him. Derek Sweeney.

0:50.5

Sweeney's gone. He was in fact, actually, this is real. He was abducted in Costa Rica.

0:54.1

So he's, he might be, he might be dead.

0:54.8

Yeah. Great news.

0:56.5

He unfortunately, he has, it been officially, uh, classified as far cried.

1:02.5

So yeah, he was far cried. I forgot. Yeah. Yeah. That was the, that was the official diagnosis.

1:07.6

Mm-hmm. That we heard from the, uh, I don't know, the police. Yeah. Yeah know the police yeah yeah he's been far cried um

1:16.0

lilly called me like ecstatic yeah um so you know uh that's it swenny's gone we're gonna we're working

1:24.6

right now on putting together a kind of animatronic Sweeney so that we can replace

1:32.6

it with.

1:32.9

So next time, it's actually making pretty good progress.

1:37.3

So next episode, you should see the progress on this machine that we've built,

1:45.1

the animatronic Sweeney.

1:49.0

I'm fairly confident in saying that most of the audience will probably not be able to tell the difference.

1:50.8

The technology is kind of crazy.

1:52.3

Right.

1:53.8

So I'm pretty proud of it.

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