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How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

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4.5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 27 June 2022

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

One-on-one pod today recorded live and uncut from Glendale CA. Chris and Jason chat about what happens when your car costs more than your house, essential shopping items, never buy the kitchen a round of beers, finishing up FX’s The Bear, bonding with the cleaning person, we workshop some decorative ideas for what hotels can do when you accidentally leave your drugs out, Chris is laptop shopping, an odd DeuxMoi Sunday spotted, we went to A24’s Bodies Bodies Bodies, we’re Lee Pace pilled, Chris got paid $500 to bleach his eyebrows for an Aveda hair show at 19, assisted suicide, sprinkler watering drama in Glendale, we rank artists who’s work suffered after weight loss, Invisalign as an appetite suppressant, how to properly gorge at the movie theater, and the mail needs to stop being delivered on Sundays. Donate to the Planned Parenthood Action Fund twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're going to be. How long gone is here Sunday?
0:22.0	How long gone is here Sunday? I don't know what it is June something. the 26th where we're coming to the end of June.
0:25.0	And Jason I reunited again in the lab.
0:28.0	I'm sitting next to his beautiful sauna surrounded by his stuff.
0:32.0	Jason's sipping a rare ice coffee from commissary, a local brewery.
0:37.0	What's going on, Chief?
0:39.0	Local brewery.
0:40.0	When I was there at commissary, I saw a homecoming coffee toteback.
0:44.0	Damn, they were, that's an interesting crossover.
0:47.0	We call that the gong effect.
0:48.0	I call that it's funny that that's going down in my neighborhood.
0:51.0	Were they Armenian?
0:52.0	They were non-Armenian. Okay, that's the weirder part. down in my neighborhood. Were they Armenian?
0:52.6	They were non-Armenian.
0:53.7	Okay, that's the weirder part.
0:55.6	I was under the person that you're the only non-Armenian
0:58.2	that goes to Commissary.
1:00.9	It's me and then different people that have sex with Armenian. Okay, but do you have the and this isn't a shot at the truck but do you have the least expensive car of any customer?
1:15.0	Yeah, for sure. It's okay. I just, because it seems like the crowd at Commissary prioritizes the whips, maybe over other things.
1:20.4	Well, that's a thing that my whole entire neighborhood
1:22.7	prioritizes the whip more so than anything else,
1:26.9	even their house, like there are multiple properties
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