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You're listening to Weird Medicine with Dr. Steve on the Riotcast network, riotcast.com.

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I'm here.

What did they wrong in? You know, your old's house is like another.

I've got diphtheria, crushing my esophagus.

I've got the bolivode stripping from my nose.

I've got the leprosy of the heartbound,

exacerbating my infertable woes.

I want to take my brain out and blast it with the wave,

an ultrasonic, ecographic, and a pulsating shave.

I want a magic pill.

All my ailments, the health equivalent of citizen cane.

And if I don't get it now in the tablet, I think I'm doomed, then I'll have to citizen cane. And if I don't get it now in the tablet,

I think I'm doing, then I'll have to go insane.

I want to requiem for my disease.

So I'm paging Dr. Steve.

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