Are aliens coming to earth to steal our nuclear weapons?

Why can't I have whiskey with my cereal in the morning?

Technically that's not a crime.

All of these questions you can find the answer to on this paranormal life.

Hello everyone and welcome to this paranormal life,

the comedy paranormal podcast

were every week myself Powers, and my associate, Kit Greer-Malvena,

investigate a brand new paranormal case

and come to a conclusion at the end

as to whether or not it truly is paranormal.

We are the real life X-files investigators diving into the dark twisted history of this planet and figuring out which cases are credible.

And it is a twisted planet. I've long dreamt of leaving it altogether and going to some kind of nice planet but unfortunately

we live in the twisted one and we've ruined it and all kinds of bad stuff has

happened here and we just have to make lemonade out of lemons really and

make a podcast out of all the mental stuff that's happened.

Yeah the best that we can do now is investigate the paranormal on this planet and

tell you the shit that you guys should really be worried about. Yeah. the I was saying Kit recently that we've had a bit of a dry spell on this podcast, you know?

We usually try and hunt to see if we can find cases that come down in a double yes that are truly

paranormal and I believe for the last two maybe three months we haven't had a single yes at the end.

It has been a honker of a drive belt just another twisted thing about this cursed planet is that me and

Rory have been unable to allow me to be crass get it up okay no no get a couple

yeses up on the board our penises work fine completely fine you know I can't say it's a little too fine I get all right you know they say a paranormal case lasts longer than four hours, consult your doctor.

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