360 - Orphan: First Kill

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🗓️ 27 January 2025

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

“More like Orphan: 5th Kill.”

This week’s hottest movie is... Orphan: First Kill. This film has everything: Isabelle Fuhrman in the “role of a lifetime”, a rich family with deeply questionable instincts, and Julia Stiles going absolutely feral. You’ve got identity theft, murder cover-ups that escalate at record speed, and a twist so insane it makes the original movie look like a PBS special. If you love horror that takes a hard left turn into chaos, this episode’s for you!

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0:00.0	Recording.
0:01.1	I'm turning my volume down a little bit because my Marge Simpson voice is peaking.
0:06.7	Hit them with it, Marge.
0:08.1	Homer, that's not God.
0:09.6	That's a waffle.
0:11.2	Paige, I really do like that.
0:13.4	To fully commit to the bit, you came in with the Beehive.
0:17.5	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:19.0	And the tube top.
0:24.1	But Paige, I am glad your voice is coming back.
0:26.3	Because when we recorded that step-up episode for Romance in the pod, I thought it was gone for good.
0:32.7	Thank you for tuning you to Horror Virgin.
0:34.5	I'm Paige.
0:35.4	And I'm your horror virgin, Todd, which means I don't like scary movies, but this week,
0:39.4	you guys literally made us watch Orphan First Kill.
0:44.7	First time you saw it, question mark?
0:46.1	This is the first time I saw this.
0:47.4	Yeah, I waited because I knew we would do it on the show.
0:49.4	Same.
0:50.0	I pretty much since we started this podcast, have seen a pretty healthy diet of just horror movies and romantic comedies.
0:59.4	So whenever those are in the theaters, I'm like, I'll see it later.
1:02.3	I'm sure I'll have to see it for the show.
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