#360: Happy Hamburger
Tell Em Steve-Dave
Tell 'em Steve-Dave!
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🗓️ 22 December 2017
⏱️ 77 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You don't deserve to, you don't deserve the joy and the good will towards men that is in those |
| 0:11.6 | I don't, I hate the music, I don't like the people, I don't want to fucking turn around |
| 0:15.3 | We don't want to, we don't want to |
| 0:30.0 | They don't want to pay for your birth control. |
| 0:42.8 | I need them to pay for my abortions, God damn it. |
| 0:46.4 | I didn't need to open up a Christmas present tonight, which I did, but I mean, I found out |
| 0:57.2 | that nobody told us that we were opening Christmas gifts tonight. |
| 1:08.8 | Tell them Steve Dave. |
| 1:09.8 | Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them Steve Dave. |
| 1:12.6 | While Christmas is just around the corner and you know what I read, that Christmas music |
| 1:18.0 | depresses employees of like retail stores. |
| 1:22.4 | Yeah, that can make sense. |
| 1:25.1 | I can't stand it. |
| 1:27.2 | You don't like Christmas? |
| 1:28.2 | I went to the fanciest store in the mall the other day, I see. |
| 1:31.1 | Yeah, it was a familiar zone. |
| 1:33.8 | Yeah, and you don't like Christmas? |
| 1:36.2 | It was playing, no, I can't stand it. |
| 1:38.2 | My mother used to play it all the time even in the summer. |
| 1:40.6 | So it fucking drives me insane, I can't stand it. |
| 1:42.8 | Oh wow. |
| 1:44.3 | But yeah, it said it depresses. |
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