#36 - When Gun Violence Hits, Common Sense Is The First Casualty

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Lewis Black

Comedy, Leisure, Stand-up

4.8 • 803 Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2021

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Another week, another mass shooting. And Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) had a completely inappropriate, but totally within character response, wherein he disingenuously claimed that any attempt to curtail gun violence can be seen as mere theatrics. (It bears repeating that Sen. Cruz attended Princeton and Harvard Law School and their admissions departments have a lot of explaining to do.) The parade of bad faith policy making rolled on, this time in the Peach State, where Georgia Republicans passed a 90-page bill severely restricting voting rights. That’s a lot of words to obscure the simple message, “we don’t want black people to vote”. It wasn’t all bad news down South, as the Alabama legislature relaxed the ban on teaching Yoga in schools once it was explained that stretching is in no way an endorsement of Hinduism. The little ones still must be shielded from speaking a non-English word, in this case “namaste”. In other good news, Lewis had successful Nitrous-aided dental surgery, he filled out an application for a job at a Sonoma County vineyard, and it was announced that his play “One Slight Hitch” will be performed at a Covid-restricted 25-seat theatre in Bengaluru, India. It’s not Broadway, but at least they are open for business. Also, unlike some people, Lewis has nothing but good things to say about Dominion Voting Systems. Not all the rants are funny this week, and not all the rants need to be rants. Need some advice? Lewis can be a great resource for all your interpersonal relationship questions, such as, how do I politely disinvite my mother-in-law-to-be from my bachelorette party she invited herself to? And maybe it’s the ongoing pandemic, but the nitty-gritty annoyances of procuring foodstuffs also took a big place in the rants. Pizza, circus peanuts, cinnamon buns, and Happy Meals all showed up along with some lighthearted rants about racism, sexism, the minimum wage, police brutality, poverty, and millennials. Also parking. The live rants come from the Soaring Eagle (NOT Spread Eagle) Casino in Mt. Pleasant, MI. And as always, we want to thank the Saginaw-Chippewa Nation for being such gracious hosts. Lewis’ new special, Thanks For Risking Your Life is available now! https://tlbrecords.lnk.to/LewisWE New episodes arrive every Wednesday. SUBMIT RANTS TO LEWIS www.lewisblack.com/live SUBSCRIBE TO THE RANTCAST www.lewisblacksrantcast.com FOLLOW LEWIS www.lewisblack.com www.youtube.com/officiallewisblack www.instagram.com/thelewisblack www.facebook.com/thelewisblack www.twitter.com/thelewisblack www.tiktok.com/@thelewisblack For advertising opportunities/contact email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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1:04.5	Hell, he's dumber than a rubber chicken, and I don't know because I'm a rubber chicken.
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1:12.6	But it's time now for Lewis Black's rant cast number 36.
1:17.6	That's right.
1:18.6	In title, when gun violence hits,
1:22.6	Common Sense is the first casualty.
1:25.6	You know, I wish I got something funnier to say, a better title
1:30.1	that would be something to laugh ride, but you know, I'm tired of dignifying stupidity and
1:37.2	ignorance with a joke. It is beyond belief. The first responder, of course, was as the rubber
1:42.5	chicken points out, once again, Ted Cruz,
1:45.6	who immediately after two major mass killings, one in Boulder, one in Atlanta, says, you know,
1:53.8	we shouldn't be going through these theatrics. Every time this happens, we do this ridiculous theater,
2:00.0	and the fact of the matter is nothing,
2:03.2	nothing theatrical at all about trying to find a way to deal with gun violence. Okay, it requires
2:08.2	common sense, which seems to flee many of you in the Senate when it's around, okay? Background
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