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Live To Tape with Johnny Pemberton

36. The Craftsmen

Live To Tape with Johnny Pemberton

Johnny Pemberton

Comedy

4.9562 Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2017

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Johnny Pemberton, Brendon Walsh, and Duncan Trussell are The Craftsmen: 3 veteran stand-up comedians teaching the business of comedy in today's crazy messed-up world. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:17.1

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0:19.3

Hi, welcome to the podcast. Live to tape. Hi, welcome to the podcast.

0:21.3

Live to tape.

0:22.1

Hi, welcome to the podcast.

0:25.0

Hi, welcome to live to tape podcast with Johnny Pemberton.

0:28.8

Thanks for listening.

0:30.1

Hi, welcome to live to tape podcast with Johnny Pemberton.

0:41.3

I'm running on the back of a dragon like a wagon. Shit's flagging, flagging on my bows, picking up the holes, got a little thorns sticking out my nose to my cocaine,

0:48.3

ill down the hill, licking up all the stones that appear Banana Gana Fuck you win a banner

0:54.5

Motherfucker come back

0:56.2

My cabana blow it down

0:57.7

Blow it down

0:58.3

Burn it down

0:59.0

I drink the ashes in a black cup

1:01.8

What?

1:04.4

Hey everybody

1:05.3

Hey it's me Johnny

1:06.3

Sorry about that little piece right there

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