36: The Black Rider: Revelation Road

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 26 April 2016

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Summary

This week, Thomas Smith joins Eli, Noah, and Heath for an atheist review of The Black Rider: Revelation Road, the third film in a trilogy that has, until this point, known which side of the colon the subtitle goes on. Join us as we desperately try to figure out what accent Kevin Sorbo is shooting for, why David AR White is wearing knee pads, and what the hell the point of this whole trilogy was.

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0:00.0	But oh no he comes back and now she's caught she's screaming and he's gonna
0:09.2	Table saw her face off is that this is the most efficient a man who was just holding a
0:14.6	hunting knife yeah right seconds ago is like I think I'm gonna go with
0:18.9	table saw we're in his murder shed we're in his evil murder shed. We're in his evil murder shed.
0:25.0	What about a lathe?
0:26.0	What about a lathe?
0:27.0	What's my smoother face a little bit like an ellipse?
0:29.0	Will you mind lying across this thing and I'm just going to slowly push you forward into this.
0:34.0	God awful movie.
0:40.0	Movie. movie. Welcome back to the gamcast where each week we sample another selection from
0:53.8	Christian cinema because it's the only thing Eli doesn't masturbate to. I'm your
0:57.9	host Noah Aleicians and sitting to my immediate left is my good friend Heath
1:01.3	and right Heath welcome back.
1:03.0	See this is what happens when you underused the baz.
1:05.9	This is the garbage you get.
1:08.2	Not at all true to the originals, very disappointed.
1:10.2	And sitting 989 miles to my right is my bad friend Eli Bosnick
1:13.8	Eli how are you this fine afternoon sir? Well I don't know who started the rumor that I don't
1:17.5	jerk off to these movies but that is not for yeah especially this movie every time
1:22.0	Kevin Sarva was on screen just...
1:23.6	Just thinking about it, I just busted one out. And sitting to the immediate right
1:30.7	of his own left is the nearly up for parole Thomas Smith of
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