36 - The Banned Son

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 26 April 2018

⏱️ 96 minutes

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This week The Cult takes on the Waffle House shooting and explains how the young man who disarmed the shooter is simultaneously "one of the good ones" and also a cuck who let the shooter get away.

Also: we take the high road and choose not to dedicate and entire segment to the alt right / fascists / nationalists who severely owned us in the comments section of our sponsored facebook post.

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0:00.0	My Saturday coffee was coming over me.
0:07.0	Bada-dump-pom.
0:09.0	If you really had like a country career and build yourself as the Jewish country singer,
0:15.0	like you would probably do pretty well.
0:18.0	I would suck in it.
0:20.0	You'd have Saturdays off for the rest of your life.
0:23.1	You could never perform on a Saturday, and it'd be off after you.
0:25.6	You'd just be touring exclusively with Madisiyahou?
0:28.7	Yeah.
0:30.3	He'd come out and beatbox to a song that you croon over.
0:34.7	Wow.
0:35.2	Normally, I don't like Hasidic country, but...
0:38.3	The liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array.
0:46.3	Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoia today.
0:50.3	So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies
0:55.6	are actually messing it up.
0:57.9	It's not beautiful when you go across that border.
1:00.7	Stay tuned, guys.
1:01.6	I'll show you exactly what we'll show you exactly
1:05.4	what it looks like when they're
1:07.4	all their environmental stuff. Stay tuned. I'm Alexander Edward.
1:13.9	I'm Martin Matt.
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