36. Scott is coming for baristas

Luke And Sassy Scott

Luke and Sassy Scott

Comedy

5.0 • 945 Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2024

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Summary

A little while ago we had teacher Ms Gordon quizzing us to see who's smarter than a 5th grader. Now that school's back and many kids are heading into year 7, Ms Gordon is back with a new quiz, and is more savage than ever.

If you're a barista, chances are you're about to hate Scott. He thinks it's one of the easiest jobs in the world. Let us know what you think on our @lukeandsassyscottpodcast page on Instagram.

Scott is so open that it creates a safe space for everyone else to be open and share their thoughts and vulnerabilities... and weird growths! Luke wants to show Scott what's growing on his inner thigh.

This week's Sibling Squabble is from Tarryn. You can slide into our poddy DMs on Insta to send us yours.

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

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Transcript

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0:00.0	A listener production.
0:04.0	production.
0:05.0	The Luke and Sassi Scott podcast acknowledges the traditional owners and custodians of the land
0:10.0	in which we record this podcast.
0:12.0	The Ulikat Wulin Clan of the Bunuurang who are part of the Kulin Nation.
0:16.0	We pay our respects to our elders, past and present and extend our respect to Aboriginal and
0:21.6	Torres Strait Islander peoples today.
0:23.2	Always was, always will be, Aboriginal land.
0:25.9	Don't film me.
0:28.2	You are ridiculous.
0:29.2	Don't do that either.
0:30.2	I'm sick of you.
0:31.2	You're a nutcase.
0:32.2	I don't care, but. Look at you. I'm in of you. You're a nutcakes. I don't care, but...
0:33.5	Look at you. He infuriated me as a human being.
0:36.5	Achre. Are you recording? Can I pick my nose?
0:41.5	Look! I'm sassy, sassy.
0:44.0	Scott.
0:45.0	It's a new school year, Scott.
0:48.0	It is.
0:49.0	Do you remember your first day of year seven?
0:52.0	I remember rocking up with a massive blazer that had already holes in the shoulder.
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