I'll keep this short. We have a Patreon. And lately the amount on that Patreon has gone down.

While income from live shows and merch do obviously help, the Patreon is still the main way that

we make this show and pay all the people involved, both behind the scenes and, you know, in front of

the scenes. Is that the phrase? So if you are able to and have not yet supported us on Patreon,

please consider it. It helps the show exist. And we have all sorts of cool rewards, like

Director's Notes on every episode, Zoom Hangs with the Cast and Crew, add free versions of every

episode, and even having yourself inserted as a character into the show, yes, you could become

an actual citizen of Nightfail. To help us out, go to welcometonightfail.com and click on donate.

Please consider doing that and enjoy the show goodbye. Red Sky at Night, Sailors Delight. Red Sky at

Night, the Sailors are howling and laughing. The Sailors begin to surround us, and the Night Sky is

so very red. Welcome to Nightfail.

Listeners, I hate to start our program off with sad news, but our new station owner,

Strex Corp, handed me a missing child alert right as I walked into the studio.

Strex Corp is asking Nightfail citizens to be on the lookout for Tamika Flynn, age 13.

She is described as five foot one, stocky build, black hair and dark eyes. Dark, so dark,

so wise beyond time, so deep in their understanding that to gaze into them is to gaze into your own death.

It is not important where she was last seen or by whom. Why do you need to know that? Why are you asking so many questions?

You are taking valuable time away from important and highly fulfilling work at your place of employment.

The Missing Child Report reads,

Strex Corp asks that anyone with any knowledge of Tamika Flynn's whereabouts should contact

Strex Corp headquarters by picking up a phone and talking. Don't worry, you're not hard to find.

I asked my new supervisor, Daniel, why it's Strex Corp that is issuing a missing child alert and not

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