One, two, three, four.

Hi, guys. I'm Marie.

And I'm Maddie.

And we are here recording Lost in the Woods.

Say hi, Delilah. Oh, God, you just hit her in the face with the microphone.

So you may be listening to this episode. A couple days late, we do apologize. It's my fault, like we said. It's all my fault.

Really, it's because of Thanksgiving.

Well, so because of Thanksgiving, it's actually one of those magical years where everybody has the day off. And I don't think that's happened to us in probably a decade.

Well, I know I haven't had Thanksgiving off in three or four years.

I feel like it's too close to me.

Is it that close to you?

Yeah.

More it feels too close.

It feels like it's going to punch me in the face.

I literally.

So we're still sharing a microphone because we have all the goddamn parts except for the actual microphone.

It has not arrived.

And we're going to blame that on people Christmas shopping, which I have not yet started to do.

Not only do we not have anything recorded for Monday.

I'm trying to get Thanksgiving organized and together and prepped and all of that.

And then I had to work today and Maddie had to work

today. And I 100% dumped my 5-year-old in bed with my sleeping 14-year-old, woke them both up and said,

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