Welcome to the Bad Broadcast. I'm your host, Maddie Murphy.

Hi everybody, welcome back to the Bad Broadcast. I'm your host, Maddie.

Hope you're all doing well. Hope you are all surviving your super bowl hangovers.

At this particular moment, the Super Bowl has not happened, but by the time you're listening to this, it will have happened.

I don't care about the Super Bowl. I don't like football. I actually really, really, really hate football.

Not like watching it. I don't care about that, but just the whole concept of football.

I don't like it. My kids can do any activity that they want, any, any at all, except play football. That's my one rule.

And that's just a personal choice. If you want your kids to play football, that's fine.

But I just don't like it. I don't like the head smashing, the body hitting. I just, I don't like any of it.

I pray that my kids just want to be like dancers. I don't know, something with no impact with another human being.

But, you know, I had to call a little bit of an audible this week, ball reference, because I was planning on having a guest on,

but my guest got the flu, so we kind of record, but we'll do that at a later time.

So I was just going to do like a small, deer Maddie advice segment, but now it's the whole show.

And I get to answer a lot more. But we need to talk about something first.

Okay, something that is dividing the country, something very serious, something we need to just get out in the open.

I know that a lot of people are devastated by this, and I want to handle it with sensitivity.

So let's just say it. Gen Z wants to cancel skinny jeans.

Okay. And millennials are holding on to them for deer life.

For the record, I am a millennial, but I don't support jeans of any kind.

So canceling skinny jeans really doesn't bother me. Honestly, if you wear skinny jeans for an extended period of time,

I genuinely think you could swim the English channel.

Whose plan was that to think up a denim that squeezes at every point?

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