#36 - Danger Feet and Number Confusion

Walking The Room

Comedy

4.8 • 973 Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2016

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Dave gets the worst stand up intro ever, Scare Tactics, an orange stealing hobotang crosses the line, Dave is confused by basic numbers, angry waitress and the death of a moustache.

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0:00.0	Have you ever opened a fresh can of Kunt?
0:04.0	The great taste and the wonderful smell of a can of Kunt
0:10.0	that's what walking the room is.
0:12.0	They have like a flip top or do you have to actually cut the
0:14.5	No, you know what they're old school you get a can opener you crack it on the side you roll it a bunch of times and then you open it up and there they are.
0:20.7	They're fresh and they're from the old school.
0:22.1	You know I got a can opener,
0:23.4	very expensive can opener. You did? For Christmas?
0:26.8	Sir Lottob. And it has, it's a can opener that doesn't create a jagged edge.
0:31.5	You just put it up on the side there and you turn it and it just like pops the top off.
0:36.5	Well that's perfect for opening up a can of cunts.
0:38.2	Right? Yeah. Right? A fresh can.
0:40.7	You're listening to walking the room!
0:42.8	Come on down and get a bag of Cox.
0:45.1	Cox would come in a bag.
0:47.8	Because, because, because, because,
0:49.1	Greg, we're not, because,
0:50.2	because, here's the thing.
0:51.4	Kuntz are precious and you would put them in a can
0:53.8	and you would vacuum seal it and they would come in a nice can and
0:55.9	they'd be expensive but they'd be over in that aisle of like really spendy things
0:59.1	like you know Italian dried tomatoes and that kind of thing.
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