#36 - Danger Feet and Number Confusion
Walking The Room
Walking The Room
4.8 • 973 Ratings
🗓️ 11 October 2016
⏱️ 57 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Have you ever opened a fresh can of cunts? What? The great taste and the wonderful smell of a can of cunts. That's what walking the room is. They have like a flip top or do you have to actually cut the can open? No, you know what, they're old school. You get a can opener, you crack it on the side, you roll it a bunch of times, and then you open it up and there they are. They're fresh and they're from the old school. You know, I got a can opener, very expensive can opener. You did? For Christmas? From Sir Latob. Oh, wow. It's a can opener that doesn't create a jagged edge. You just put it up on the side there and you turn it and it just like pops the top off. Well, that's perfect for opening up a can of cunts. |
| 0:38.2 | Right? |
| 0:38.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:39.2 | Right? |
| 0:39.6 | A fresh can. |
| 0:40.7 | You're listening to walking the room. Come on down and get a bag of cox. Cox would come in a bag. Because, because, because, because, because, because, because here's the thing. cunts are precious and you would put them in a can and you would you would vacuum seal it, and they would come in a nice can, and they'd be expensive. |
| 0:51.6 | But they'd be over in that aisle of, like, really spendy things like, you know, Italian dried tomatoes and that kind of thing. Cox would be in one of those bags next to where the potatoes are. Like a burlap sack. Like a burlap sack. Look, cocks, right? |
| 0:52.5 | Just disgusting. |
| 0:54.1 | They're like, they're the same thing. |
| 1:27.5 | Cox are the potato of the vegetable world. Right? That's what a cock is. It's the vegetable. It is the potato of the vegetable world. You spend all the time skinning them just to get to the good part. Oh my God. Yeah. |
| 1:29.1 | I mean, that's a thing. |
| 1:30.3 | You know that the fucking Navy. |
| 1:32.4 | A cut you just shave and it's good to go. |
| 1:33.9 | A cock is a lot of work. But a cut is something is hard to get. It's, you know, on some level it's expensive. Yeah. It's something that's like, it's, it's, it's, it's, some places don't even carry it because their customer can't afford it. |
| 1:28.3 | Right. You know what I mean? Like it's, high-end, that's a high-end product. |
| 1:46.9 | Yeah. |
| 1:47.9 | But you go on a Navy ship and there's just bags of cocks. |
| 1:50.5 | Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. |
| 1:53.0 | Destroy podcolour. I didn't talk about |
| 2:13.6 | I didn't talk about this last week and I wanted to |
| 2:19.9 | um |
| 2:20.7 | your fucking feet are out |
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