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I Can't Believe It's Not Buddha with Lee Mack & Neil Webster

Global

Alternative Health, Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.6 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2021

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Perhaps in an attempt to further demonstrate that he has the most understanding wife in the world, Neil went away in his camper van this week, on his own, for three nights. Find out how he got on after he kept an audio diary of his experience and just imagine what the neighbouring campers must have thought! Make sure you subscribe and leave a review! You can email Lee and Neil here: [email protected]

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0:00.0	Right, before we start today, you cannot start with before we start today.
0:13.3	That is like the one rule you've told me I'm not allowed to say, and you've come in with it straight off the bat.
0:18.6	Shame on you.
0:19.9	All right.
0:20.4	After we start today, have we started?
0:23.5	Oh, I didn't know that that was an option.
0:25.6	Oh, yeah.
0:26.2	After we start today, because we started, so now I can say it.
0:29.6	Yeah.
0:30.0	Oh, I see.
0:30.5	That's why you asked if we'd started.
0:31.7	Yeah.
0:32.1	Yeah, we started.
0:32.9	Before we start today, can let us check if we started?
0:35.0	Yeah, we started. Right, well, after we start today, I want to start, I don't want to start, because we've already started. After we start,
0:41.2	the second thing I want to say is that my microphone, as the listeners could hear, is not its usual
0:48.4	quality. What's great about that sentence is there's no culpability in it. Yeah,
0:55.8	a microphone. It's not you.
1:00.7	It wasn't that you didn't prepare. It wasn't that you sat down. He just went, the microphone's not working. It's good. I do draw the line at preparing for this podcast. I know. By taking
1:06.3	apart the microphone and soldering, if that's what you mean. I can't, I can't do it.
1:14.2	Is that where you draw the line and preparing? It's a lot lower than that. Yeah, we know. We know.
1:19.6	But yeah, it's, it's not working, but you know, it's, the microphone is the wrapping paper. The present is, is my words.
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