# 359 - Whitney Cummings & ME
Bertcast
Berty Boy Productions
4.6 • 10.7K Ratings
🗓️ 4 September 2019
⏱️ 119 minutes
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Today I sit down with Whitney Cummings to talk about getting blackmailed, envy, her new Netflix special, the robot, orgasm thoughts, and much more!
Whitney's new special "Can I Touch It?" is streaming on Netflix now!
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| 0:00.0 | Oh |
| 0:05.1 | Thank you |
| 0:08.0 | Hey guys brand new podcast and I'm skinny as fuck isn't that right Leanne so skinny no |
| 0:13.1 | Leanne can't say that because she's held to her word Leanne is a person of her word |
| 0:17.7 | I am for something it is true. Leanne do I look better though so much better really healthy |
| 0:23.6 | You haven't even seen me naked recently. I have |
| 0:26.6 | Just the other day we're here by herself the whole day remember this woman will come on |
| 0:35.6 | I'm getting ready for the body shots world tour it starts up next week in San Francisco on the 12th |
| 0:40.7 | Then down to Los Angeles San Diego with the Capoeu festival then Phoenix at the celebrity center |
| 0:46.4 | There are still tickets available for Phoenix and I think the second show in Los Angeles |
| 0:51.4 | There may be I don't I'm sure you can find so I think the second show but not not many second show now |
| 0:56.7 | So guys grab your tickets I go on the road for the entire month the rest of the month of September the entire month of October and |
| 1:03.3 | The entire month of November I'm getting ready for my special that I'm shooting November 23rd in Cleveland |
| 1:09.4 | I can't wait. I'm super excited. These are cities. I did not hit in the beginning of lat of the beginning of the year and |
| 1:16.7 | It's an all-new hour and I think you're gonna love it |
| 1:19.3 | I'm really excited get on the bus change in my lifestyle. So I'm curious |
| 1:23.9 | So curious so I'm super curious. You know so curious is |
| 1:28.0 | It's a guy he just goes like I wonder if I'd go to sleep tonight without drinking. I |
| 1:33.3 | Wonder if I could make a new friend without booze |
| 1:35.8 | I wonder if I'm in a steam room and someone's not drinking what's that guy up to who drinks in a steam room? |
| 1:41.1 | It's it's bicarious is what it's it's a rip off of the bicarious is |
| 1:45.2 | You knew that right? Holsten. Yeah, bicarious is like I'm straight, but maybe I want to blow a dude every now and then I even bring that into the mix of this joke |
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