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🗓️ 13 July 2018
⏱️ 79 minutes
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0:00.0 | On now, Scarlett Johansson, auditions for Star Wars, sponsored by Mug Club. |
0:05.6 | Okay, Scarlett, from page 4, I'll read with you, and...action. |
0:12.4 | We're trapped! What do we do? |
0:14.1 | I find you lack of faith disturbing. |
0:17.1 | Uh, okay, uh, no, where are you? Um, let's try page 3, and...quick to the escape pod. |
0:25.5 | When I left you, I was but the learner. Now, I am the master. |
0:31.0 | Okay, no, what? Scarlett, what are you doing? |
0:33.6 | Look, I am your father. |
0:34.8 | Okay, it sounds like you're just doing...you're just quoting Darth Vader. |
0:39.8 | From other movie scripts. |
0:40.9 | Well, with James Earl Jones, I figured you needed an... |
0:43.7 | Oh god, no, no! No, he's not dead. |
0:47.8 | Is he? No, James Earl Jones is...he's not dead. |
0:53.2 | All this has been a fruitless endeavor. |
0:55.6 | This has been Scarlett Johansson, auditions for Star Wars, sponsored by Mug Club. |
1:02.2 | You wanna read? |
1:03.8 | Why? |
1:07.2 | Have you, uh, had an experience with that? |
1:11.2 | Twelve years at YouTube, I've seen some pretty awful sh- |
1:15.2 | You had any experience with that? |
1:19.4 | We mean personally. |
1:21.5 | Yeah. |
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