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But it could be our last, couldn't it?

Why?

Well, aren't you about to declare that you're going to be the mayor of Norfolk?

Well, it's funny you should say that because when...

So that's a yes, said.

When Jeremy Hunt said that there's going to be a mayor of Suffolk and in the next few years they're going to do Norfolk and various others.

I did, I did slightly think, hmm, I fancy that.

Yeah.

I mean, so'd London.

Do you know the difference between Norfolk and Suffolk?

I do, my dear.

You know, we got a little telling off on Twitter.

Did we?

Yeah, because you, where was it you went the other day? Loisstoft. Loisstaffed. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You sort of suggested it was in Norfolk and then somebody pointed out to us it was in Suffolk. Okay. They need to get a life, frankly. Don't you think Norfolk and Suffolk could just be combined and have one there? Oh, sorry. Oops.

I mean, if I say Norwich and Ipswich are like Villa and Birmingham City.

Oh my goodness. In fact, worse, I would say. I think there's more of a rivalry between Itswitch and Norwich.

Then you'd understand why that's not a good idea. And I couldn't possibly countenance.. I could countenance independence for Norfolk. Well, as like a sort of Cornwall type. Yeah. Yes, exactly. Okay, so what would your natural resources be in Norfolk? Beaches. So you're going to start... Wind. There's going to be a tourist tax, is there? Certainly, I was a tourist tax.

Don't believe...

Well, how are you going to make money?

Don't believe in more new taxes, as we might come on to in a minute, he said in a radio link.

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