359. Keep on Rolling with Kyla Cobbler
Tea With Me
Shane Todd
4.8 • 636 Ratings
🗓️ 25 February 2026
⏱️ 81 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Right. I win Worst Guy in the World Award because not only did you make a real effort to get here on time. You were a bit early. I was a little bit early. Now in your defence, your earliness doesn't count. I'm an early. I'm an early bird. Right. If I'm not early, you're not going to see me at the early. Isn't that right? No. If I'm not early, I'm dead. I'm not coming. Something's happened. I'm at the hospital. |
| 0:22.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:22.2 | Like, I'm an early person. |
| 0:23.6 | Because you just flew in. |
| 0:26.1 | I just flew in. |
| 0:26.8 | And your partner is getting the hair car now. |
| 0:29.4 | So you said to him, I can't even be part of this process because I've got to get the studio early. |
| 0:34.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:34.7 | But you probably with hindsight could have got the hard car. No, I couldn't have. |
| 0:38.5 | Right. |
| 0:38.7 | Well, if I'd known that you were going to be late, then yeah, I could have spent time with |
| 0:42.6 | him. |
| 0:42.8 | We were in a really crucial moment in our relationship as well. We were really talking something out and I was like, no, I have to go and do tea with me. Yeah. And then he was like, I mean, if you want to choose this over our relationship and I was like, I'm a professional. |
| 0:53.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:54.5 | Now, what I want to choose this over our relationship, and I was like, I'm a professional. Yeah. |
| 0:54.6 | Now, what I want to apologize for is you just had to leave you to get here. |
| 1:00.4 | Didn't have time to get some date. |
| 1:02.4 | We provided you with some snacks. |
| 1:04.3 | Can I say, Foster has done the best he has with what he has, |
| 1:08.8 | but he has provided it to you |
| 1:10.9 | on a plate, like your |
| 1:12.7 | Santa. Yes. |
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