This is a headgun podcast.

Faketanation, episode 359.

Hello, hello, this is Faketanation,

where we talk about news, we talk about culture,

and where we recognize a memorial day.

Folks, it is the week of Memorial Day,

the holiday weekend.

Gotta be a better term for that,

but we're gonna stick with that.

Um, and so we have planned for you

a wonderful couple of conversations

curated from the vault here at Faketanation.

And so I am very excited to present

for a first segment featuring Paul Conestone,

Ashley Austin Moores, where we talk about

the regrets of the dying,

which sounds like a downer, but it isn't.

Here you go.

We looked at a list in Bright Vibes,

called Top Five Regrets of the Dying and Five Ways

to live without regrets in the first place,

and they figured we would look at those five regressions

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