359: Bird Marriage Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Other, Comedy

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 January 2020

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, Rudy Giuliani rates jews on a scale of George Soros to Mel Brooks, based on that scale, 90% of Jewish people are NOT Jewish, and Tom and Cecil from Cognitive Dissonance will be here to not be Jewish either.

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Hear more from Tom and Cecil here: https://dissonancepod.com/

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Diatribe Link:

https://www.dallasnews.com/opinion/commentary/2019/12/25/christianity-is-the-greatest-engine-of-moral-reform-and-cultural-riches-the-world-has-known/

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Headlines:

Rudy Giuliani Insists He’s “More of a Jew” Than a Holocaust Survivor: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/12/24/rudy-giuliani-insists-hes-more-of-a-jew-than-a-holocaust-survivor/

Over 900 Priests Accused of Child Sex Abuse Left Off Church Lists: https://apnews.com/f6238fe6724bdf4f30a42ff7d11a327e

“America’s Youngest Mayor” Is the Face of an Anti-Abortion Stunt: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/12/27/americas-youngest-mayor-is-the-face-of-an-anti-abortion-stunt/

Cardinal Accused of Sexual Abuse Gave Out $600,000 to Fellow Catholic Leaders: https://www.washingtonpost.com/investigations/disgraced-former-cardinal-mccarrick-gave-more-than-600000-in-church-funds-to-powerful-clerics-records-show/2019/12/26/

Coach Dave Says "I Went to a Zoo and Saw How Interracial Marriage Is Wrong": https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/12/25/dave-daubenmire-i-went-to-a-zoo-and-saw-how-interracial-marriage-is-wrong/

Buttigieg Says Churches Aren’t Like “Other Non-Profits,” So No Transparency Needed: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/12/29/buttigieg-churches-arent-like-other-non-profits-so-no-transparency-needed/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Warning, the language in this episode is pretty fucked up.
0:03.2	This week's episode of the Scathing Atheist is brought to you by Crucimics.
0:07.6	The best snack when your cadaver is reanimated to march behind your saviour in the end times.
0:13.4	Crucimics, the best gorps for a corpse.
0:17.0	And now, the Scathing Atheist.
0:19.8	Hey, did it not, Jack?
0:22.0	Oh, my car noise.
0:24.0	What did you do from Crucimics?
0:28.9	I learned that we did in fact evolve from filthy monkey run.
0:33.4	Yay, Harry! I'm a whistled!
0:38.0	Explanted.
1:00.0	ise3ls
1:03.2	And it's Swiss Cheese Day.
1:05.2	The holiest of holies.
1:07.2	There we go.
1:08.0	I'm No Illusions.
1:09.2	I'm Eli Bosnick.
1:10.4	I'm Heath N. Wright.
1:11.8	And from Aaron Burz, New Jersey.
1:14.2	Since the 90s swing state.
1:15.2	And good husband, Georgia.
1:16.6	This is the skating aides.
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