358: No Such Thing As The Gunfight At The Amazing Corral

No Such Thing As A Fish

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🗓️ 29 January 2021

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss unexploded bombs, unexpected shootouts and a very unpleasant way to go.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast coming
0:19.6	to you from four undisclosed locations in the UK.
0:23.4	My name is Dan Schreiber, I am sitting here with Anatishinsky, Andrew Hunter Murray and
0:27.8	James Harkin and once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite
0:32.0	facts from the last seven days and in a particular order here we go.
0:37.0	Starting with fact number one and that is James.
0:39.8	Okay, my fact this week, I'm brace yourselves people, is that founding father of the United
0:45.0	States of America, Governor Morris, died after sticking a whale bone into his own penis.
0:51.4	I mean, you would expect that you might die after sticking it to someone else's penis
0:55.4	because they would be so angry with you.
0:57.0	Yeah, he did it to himself, he did it to himself.
1:01.1	It's quite a sad story.
1:03.1	It's quite a funny story, it's quite funny.
1:05.1	Yeah, I mean, like, was this the asphyxiawank of the 1877?
1:10.0	No, it wasn't, it wasn't that basic.
1:14.0	A great opening with this fact immediately.
1:16.5	Oh, okay.
1:17.8	So basically, first of all, Governor Morris, you might know him if you've never heard his
1:23.6	name said as Gouverneur Morris, because that's how his first name is pronounced, but he
1:29.4	was a big deal.
1:30.5	He was known as the pen man of the constitution.
1:33.7	He signed the articles of the Confederation and the Constitution.
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