358 - Iron Lung Pecker Bumps

Weird Medicine: The Podcast

Dr. Steve & Studio71

Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.9 • 759 Ratings

🗓️ 25 April 2019

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Cuirass ventilation (careful how you say it), Fordyce spots, artificial sweeteners, ketogenic diets, circumference of the junkal region, and more! PLEASE VISIT stuff.doctorsteve.com simpyherbals.net noom.doctorsteve.com freshly.doctorsteve.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	They've got a text!
0:05.1	That's right, dating royalty returns.
0:10.9	The Love Island All-Stars have got their invites and are heading back to the villa.
0:16.1	Which couple will wear Love's crown?
0:19.1	Tune in to ITV2 and ITVX on Monday 30th of January at 9 p.m.
0:24.8	When love will reign supreme.
0:31.0	You're listening to Weird Medicine with Dr. Steve on the Riotcast Network, riotcast.com.
0:37.5	I need to touch it.
0:39.3	Yo-ho-ho-ho-ho.
0:40.8	Yeah, me garreted.
0:46.4	I've got diphtheria crushing my esophagus.
0:49.7	I've got Tobolabovir, stripping from my nose.
0:52.3	I've got the leprosy of the heartbound,
0:55.0	exacerbating my infertable woes.
0:57.6	I want to take my brain out
0:59.0	and blast with the wave,
1:00.4	an ultrasonic, ecographic, and a pulsating shave.
1:03.0	I want a magic pill
1:04.1	for all my ailments,
1:05.7	the health equivalent of citizen cane.
1:08.3	And if I don't get it now in the tablet,
1:13.1	I think I'm doomed, then I'll have to go insane.
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