Hello everyone. Welcome to this episode of the Have a Word podcast and my God call. It's a good one.

We're sat on the couch for starters, mate. I know. Because I'm feeling very festivey.

Festivy. That's a word. Festivus is coming. It's Christmas, just around the corner. This is when we're starting to do Christmas presents. Have you started yet?

I haven't started yet, but I've thought about starting. Do. I'm starting to think about starting. Yeah. And if you're the same and you're a lid or if you know a lid or if you love a lid, you want to get them a nice. Such a good gift. Have a word, Christmas jumper. Such a good gift. Paulints, Navidad. You can go with the red, the pollins. Yeah. Like, say, if you're no,

a lady, you poor lints.

Yeah. Like, if you say, if you know a lin, you're loving it, it's such a good, like, it's such a nice thing to give them. And if I was going to wear the Christmas jumper then, and I'll wear them when I'd be wearing it, brother. December 20th. They have a word arena show. our second ever arena show.

It's bigger, it's better.

It's an extravaganza of every... the 20th. The Haverward Arena Show, our second ever arena show, it's bigger, it's better,

it's an extravaganza of everything, have a word of. My God. It's a Mardi Gras of fun.

You'd look good in one of these. Just imagine the sea of red and blue, the city of Liverpool,

split, red and blue, but it's not Liverpool and Everton. It's Wallace and Paul Lynch. What side are you? Are you excited about the arena? I genuinely, up until this is a bit of a fourth war, but we had a meeting last week. I was a bit nervous. Now I am so excited. This shit we've got planned. There's going to blow your socks off. We know how good it's going to be. We want you to be there. There's a few hundred tickets left. Don't miss out. We want to

cram it full of the lid army. Have awordpod.com for all your Christmas jumpers. Havewordpod.com

for all your arena tickets. And enjoy the episode because it's going to be. It's just a hub of

have a word. Have a word. Everything have a word. And the episode, Dan, we've already filmed it. It was a belter. Nice. Wagwaglids, you're listening to the funniest podcast in the game. From the heart of Liverpool with Adam, Dan, Sensei Carl and Finn. This is the one and only. Have a word.

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Welcome to have a word podcast.

You're a little baby there.

Oh yeah.

Needed it.

You're a coconut man now, aren't you? I am a coconut man, no euphemism. Racism. What? That's racism. Oh, it's a racism. What race would it be a call? I don't know. Coconut man. If you went to a race in your head there, that means you're associated with me with my coconuts. Well, coconuts are a jib that people within an ethnic minority throw other people within the, for being like white on the middle. Yeah. It's a slam. They say audio now, don't they? They say audio. Oh, is that the new one? Yeah. You've updated it, haven't they? Right. So, black people will say to all the black people, you're a bit of an you, and it means you white on the inside. So it's the modern version of Uncle Tom, isn't it? I say Kinderdick. Which I think I've told you before. When I first watched 8 Mile, I thought they were calling Future Gay. They kept calling him an Uncle Tom and I thought they were men. Yeah, future's a bit gay, isn't he?

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