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The Basement Yard

#357 - We Created A Hot Sauce!

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2022

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Joe and Frank discuss the everything bagel hot sauce Joe and Greg created! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the basement yard Frank. How's it going buddy? Good. It looks like we took up new occupations. I'm a firefighter today. You're a sailor. I'm a mime. You're a mime. You are a mime. Yeah.

0:08.6

Can you do any mime things? No. Can you be in a box?

0:12.1

If you put me in one shirt, can you pull a rope? I can pull a rope. That's what a big mime thing where they're like.

0:19.2

That's right.

0:21.6

That's pretty good mime. Not bad. Right? Yeah. I literally just now realized I could do that. Give me a rope pull. Give me a little.

0:27.4

Yeah. I can. That was really good actually. Was it? Yeah. That was really, really. I'm not fucking. I'm not gassing you up. Not gassing you up. No gas in this room. That was very good.

0:36.6

Because you didn't fuck with me. I promise you I'm not. Very good. Your hands stood really still. Holy shit. You could be a mime.

0:45.2

I don't know what I'm doing. Yeah. You could. I couldn't be. I'd like to talk too much. Yeah.

0:51.3

How you doing? I'm doing well. Today is a spectacular day. It is. Because it is launch day. Essentially. Well, launch day was three days ago.

1:03.8

Wherever this fuck comes out. I got you. Brick and mortar launch day. Boom. Was a couple weeks ago. Right.

1:09.6

Online sales launch day right now. Bingo. Bingo. Bingo. Bingo. Guys, it is official. The hot sauce that I've been working on with Greg

1:18.6

for the past year and change or whatever it's been is officially available now. And the website that you can go to is secret handshake.shop.

1:28.5

And it will redirect you to. Heatness.com which will put you right on the page where you can purchase this. We did it in collaboration with this company. Heatness.

1:37.7

But is the world's first everything bagel hot sauce. Go get yourself a bottle right now or go get a couple bottles. Honestly, because it runs out really fast.

1:47.2

Again, it is secret handshake.shop. Go to that website. It will bring you right there. Go support the boy. A lot of people don't know this. Heatness. One of the parties behind the popular show for hot ones. Yes.

2:00.3

First we feast hot ones. Right. Favorite of mine. Favorite yours. I love hot sauce. Yeah. I know hot sauce guy. I know you are. And you you've had it before and yours right now.

2:11.1

Perfect. Yeah. I will say this. It takes me a lot. I'll get like three hot sauces and I keep them in my jar and I cycle through pretty quickly. You know, it'll take me like I would say honestly a year to go through a whole jar hot sauce.

2:24.0

Not no exaggeration. That hot sauce. Two weeks max. I so I've had like a couple of what we've had iterations of this over the years. But like over the year.

2:35.5

But when we finished it, it was in a bottle and I when I got my hands on it, I put it literally on everything just to see how it would taste on everything and I've had on pizza burritos.

2:45.4

I put it on a salad once dogs you threw that bad dog. That's right. At Frankie's house, they had dogs. I was like I'm putting the shit on a dog. Yeah. So I did that and it's fucking good. It's honestly it's good on everything. And like everything bagel.

2:58.1

We want it to be like super New York and we feel like that kind of represents New York in some way and should have fucking good.

3:06.2

Well, I mean, you know, when you think first of all, everything bagel, the best bagel that there is, I will go out easily without a doubt. Yeah. You know, better than cinnamon raisin.

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