357: They Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Other, Comedy

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2019

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, Christian bigots will tell us that in their day they didn’t have these fancy singulars, Donald Trump takes up the gentile man's burden to save the Jewish people from themselves,and Noah will manage occasional coherence after seven days without a cigarette and I think that’s asking enough.

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Guest Links:

Check out Dr. Elyce Helford’s site: http://www.elycehelford.com/

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Headlines:

Christian Hate Group Condemns "Bizarre Disgrace" of Singular Pronoun "They": https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/12/11/christian-hate-group-condemns-bizarre-disgrace-of-singular-pronoun-they/

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/they-2019-merriam-websterRepublicans Are Pushing a “Fairness for All” Bill That Would Hurt LGBTQ People: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/12/12/republicans-are-pushing-a-fairness-for-all-bill-that-would-hurt-lgbtq-people/

Whistleblower reveals Mormon church hoarding twelve digits meant for charity: https://www.washingtonpost.com/investigations/mormon-church-has-misled-members-on-100-billion-tax-exempt-investment-fund-whistleblower-alleges/2019/12/16/

Christian Moms Group Condemns Hallmark Channel for Airing Lesbian Wedding Ad:

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/12/13/style/hallmark-channel-ads.html?smid=tw-nytimes&smtyp=cur

Church Leader Who Condemns Homosexuality Caught Soliciting Teenagers on Grindr: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/12/16/church-leader-who-condemns-homosexuality-caught-trolling-for-sex-through-grindr/

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This Week in Misogyny:

Christian Leader Who Grabbed Reporter’s Butt on TV Arrested for Sexual Battery: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/12/14/christian-leader-who-grabbed-reporters-butt-on-tv-arrested-for-sexual-battery/

MN Mom Sues Pharmacies After Employees Refuse to Fill Birth Control Prescription: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/12/13/mn-mom-sues-pharmacies-after-employees-refuse-to-fill-birth-control-prescription/

Ohio Lawmaker Admits Doing No Research on Insane Ectopic Pregnancy Bill: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/12/15/ohio-lawmaker-admits-doing-no-research-on-insane-ectopic-pregnancy-bill/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Warning, we were already saying fuck a lot before the nicotine with a draw.
0:05.0	This week's episode of the Scathing Atheist is brought to you by the one-stop Christmas
0:09.4	shop for people you forgot.
0:11.6	Damn it, O-Shits!
0:13.0	Fancy fruit, flowers?
0:14.6	Literally anything?
0:16.0	Come on down to Damn it O-Shits.
0:19.2	And now the Scathing Atheist.
0:21.6	I'm Dr. Elise Ray Hellford, and as a secular Jewish feminist and professor of English, I
0:26.5	assure you we did in fact evolve from filthy monkey folk of all genders.
0:31.1	Find me at ELYCEHELFORD.com and learn about how you can read my books on film and popular
0:37.7	culture or take one of my awesome courses.
0:56.5	It's Thursday.
1:01.5	It's December 19th.
1:03.5	And it's National Opium Muffin Day.
1:06.0	The fuck it is.
1:07.8	Fuck you, Opium Muffin's gross.
1:10.8	I'm no illusions.
1:12.8	Um, Eli Bosnick.
1:13.8	Um, Heathen Wright.
1:15.4	And from ex-democrat congressman Turncoat, motherfucker Jeff Van Drew's New Jersey.
1:21.0	Since that swing stayed in Good Husband Georgia, this is the Scathing Atheist.
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