Hi everyone. Welcome to the Golden Ratio podcast. I am Jen, G.R. Mom, joined over a distance by G.R. Dad.

Hi. How's it going to your dad?

Pretty good.

Excellent, excellent. The cocktail of the week this week.

All right. So there's this Twitter account called Hans Cafe D.C.

And it purports to be a Twitter account for a bar in D.C DC like an Adams Morgan but it's not like the no ends cafe

no it is like a parody of a kind of dive bar in DC and one of their things is that they so I'm not

fully immersed in the culture of Dance Cafe DC Twitter life, but

Good they they I was going back through and they've got some stuff where it's like, you know, some Arlington newspaper reports like,

oh, miners are drinking at Dan's Cafe in D.C. like, it looks like there's no alcohol except there's these

squeeze bottles and by that they mean like the kind of milky clearish

plastic bottles that would have like catch-up in it at like a diner right like not the

bottles that the ketchup comes in from like Heinz but like the kind of tall condiment

bottles.

Oh no the tall the ones with the pointy tip. With the pointy on the top. Yep, they're plastic and they're squeezy. Yes.

So they call those squeeze bottles, which is just important for the cocktail of the week. And so there's these articles of like, oh,

miners are getting drunk there.

They say they're not serving alcohol,

but there's all these squeeze bottles all over the tables

that are basically filled with booze.

And so the kids are like drinking out of these squeezed bottles,

that sort of thing.

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