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It's the Mike O'Mara Show with Mike O'Mara and Rob Spiwack.

Now, here's Mike.

So, while one of our cars is being repaired, I'm getting, I'm driving around in a lovely Hyundai rental.

And because of that, when I come into my community, I don't have a sticker on the car that automatically triggers the gate that we come into, like many communities in the United States. And so I have to go and have a little, you know, one-on-one with the security guard. Very nice gentleman. And he says, oh, it's you again. I said, and, yep, I didn't forget this time. Sometimes I forget and go on to the right lane when I should go into the left lane.

And so I go through and I, as we're driving through with my kid in the in the seat, I say took him back from baseball practice last night.

And I said, you know, Michael, he looks good with that beard. He's a big guy, but he looks really good with that beard he's a big

round super big guy round with a i said that beard really suits him and my son uh looks at me and uh he says

yeah dad uh you know um you're a fat guy with a beard too and uh and uh you know the the thing about your beard is uh you know that

one time you uh shaved it off uh you kind of look like a uh pedophile

wow wow wow at least he's straight to the point and at least he knows what a pedophile is and how to recognize it.

Well, at least it's nice that my wife's not the only one that, you know, says things

to me that, you know, taken in civil society would be considered phenomenally insulting.

But, you know, that was just his little moment of doing me may ask you a question

about your gatekeeper this you know what rob here's the thing on this show you can ask me as

many questions as you want more questions you ask the more fun we have that's the way I look

so you have obviously have this gatekeeper who's a fat guy with a beard.

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