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🗓️ 3 July 2025
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| 0:00.0 | Yeah, obvious. We got a problem here. And it's more than just Alvin's dreaming Punisher. When life begins to suck, who's reporting it. Luckily, you got to friends who you won't forget. |
| 0:10.2 | Coming live, Alvin and friend on survival, laughing non-stop case drops on a cycle. Without as an intrusive thoughts off an iPhone, how they make the world seem bright with the lights off. |
| 0:22.2 | A-ups, it might as well stay up. Lies being told like that dinosaur BS magnifying gloves to the ground up. They don't see us. |
| 0:28.1 | Having a time. Roasting your favorite pizza. Boozy ain't an option is the waves. Take into the |
| 0:33.4 | grave app. Moving to the blaze. You already know when they take the case. Lafter pain away. It's a fireman. Hey, what's up, moving to the blaze. You already know when they take the case, |
| 0:37.7 | laugh, the pain away. It's a fireman after murder. Hey, what's up, folks? Welcome to another episode of Affirmative Murder, the Equal Opportunity True Crime Comedy Podcast. I am Alvin Williams, joined as always by my partner in true crime, Frantzel Evans. Oh, yeah, right a minute, Mr. Postman. |
| 0:56.6 | Yeah, man, I'm the mailman. |
| 0:57.9 | Can't you tell, man? |
| 0:59.1 | I'm going to post it. |
| 0:59.9 | What up? |
| 1:04.3 | Let me just say before we continue, friends, folks, I am not recording this from a cereal box. |
| 1:12.7 | I, unfortunately, on the road, us doing the tour life thing, left my camera in a hotel room in Columbus, Ohio. |
| 1:13.7 | I am devastated. |
| 1:15.6 | The 4K Alvin is gone. |
| 1:16.2 | Yeah. |
| 1:17.5 | He will be back soon. |
| 1:19.3 | I will put in an order for a new camera. |
| 1:24.4 | That might take some time, though, because the one that I had, I enjoyed it, and it was not cheap. |
| 1:26.5 | It wasn't crazy expensive, break the bank. |
| 1:27.9 | But it is enough that I am upset that it's still in Columbus, Ohio. |
| 1:29.4 | It was a nice webcam. |
| 1:30.6 | It was a great webcam. |
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