Last episode on the Papa and Boy Show.

Breakaway group Boy Cult, an idyllic boytopia, founded on the principles of universal basic recess and no bedtimes, has curdled into war crimes, taking over Papa villages, tracking mud on the carpets, capturing Pappas as slaves.

What do you have to say for yourself?

I don't really have a problem with it. Papa's force us to do chores all the times.

All right, arrest him.

Look, the Civil Liberties camps needed to be established. The boys were disobedient. We had to do

something. I'm not saying that we didn't need civil liberties camps. I'm just saying the stability of the father's system relies on winning the hearts and minds of boys with gifts of trinkets and toys.

Stepfather dearest, I know that you ordered Papa Fatherson assassinated, but somehow Papa Fatherson returned.

He's taking back control.

What? This is unacceptable.

And now on with the show.

Papa and boy.

Adventures.

Knock, knock, sweetie pie, boy. Do you mind if I come in?

No, sweetie pie, Papa. Come on in.

I was just studying the science of the Fatherson system and preparing for my compliance exams with state ideology this week.

Oh, that's great. I just wanted to tell you something, boy.

Oh, sure, you can tell me anything.

I was just looking at little pictures of you as you grew up today and crying, because how much you've grown and I'm so proud of you and just seeing all those memories.

And I know there's a lot going on in the world.

I just wanted to, I don't know, tell you that I'll always try to protect you from that and help you grow and become who you want to be.

And you're safe with me.

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