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a regular, regular, regular features,

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the show.

Hello, welcome to regular features.

The feature-based podcast, that is exactly the same every single week.

As always, my name is Matt Lees, joined by John Logblythe.

That is my name, and I'm going to respond to it.

And my younger brother, Chris Lee's.

This week I am featuring, just like I always feature every week, but this week I am featuring for the first time.

Welcome. It's both a surprise and yet a grim inevitability to see you.

Yes, yes. We very much hit a point today. It's been a heat wave in London. We just had to physically

rustle up any relative neighbor we could. We found the coldest neighbor we could. We held them

as tightly as we could to steal their coldness. Your neighbor was particularly icy.

Not anymore. You have zubed it all. And now she's just as hot as the atmosphere.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm just going to put her in a bath through or something. So what are we going to be doing this week? Obviously, you're going to be getting hazed into the podcast and we'll find out at the end of the podcast of whether or not you're ever allowed to return. I like it. I like the way that you made it sound like that was your feature, Matt.

That is in fact my feature. That's your feature log.

I've just had a bad day. And you don't get a feature yet. No, you've got to be subject. I came in heart and heavy with my own feature from another mature. Well, let's steady on now and see if you even get to do one. Well, yeah, we'll see.

I brought a feature with me. Where do I get to do it?

Let's keep our hand on the tiller at this point until we've flipped the boat around the right way and working out what's going on with this boat. Because you can't just walk in here with a feature. As always, I bring a feature.

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