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The Basement Yard

#355 - Learning How To Do Butt Stuff

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2022

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Honestly the title sums it up perfectly. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the basement yard Frank how's it going?

0:02.0

But I am doing quite well and I look good too you were in a baseball jersey. I look good doing it. I smell good being it

0:09.6

What I you have it? What is that you know just being a good looking guy? I think I

0:16.8

Love it was like the first half of that sense was confident and then it merely wasn't yeah being a great looking man

0:22.2

I hope well you recently put out like right yourself on a scale of one through ten. I did didn't respond to my

0:27.8

Actual response. What did you say I said 10 no joke? Oh, I didn't even see that I said 10 no joke and it's all my personality

0:35.6

Right, I think I'm a meaty like mediocrely good looking person. I think that you're like

0:43.1

Way better looking now

0:45.3

Mm-hmm, then you were when you weren't oh

0:49.2

That's how that works. Yeah, are you saying my long hair or my buzz cut?

0:52.5

No, that the long hair you didn't like the long hair and the stupid long beard shit too. I didn't really do a long beard

1:01.4

I don't know I did I would normally shape like normally. You look great now. Thank you

1:06.4

My beard was not long my hair was super long. I kind of miss it, but also don't you looked not good

1:12.1

Well, first of all, I don't need a fucking look good for you bitch

1:14.8

You don't have to but I'm just telling you my opinion. Well, why why did you feel that way?

1:18.9

You just I thought you look just like dirty. You thought I look dirty my hair was always pulled back

1:23.8

I know I thought that you looked I thought that you had more potential

1:28.2

What the fuck is that man? I was disappointed. What the fuck is it? I mean because look at you now

1:32.8

I think that you look amazing long you could have looked like that back then, but you didn't I chose not to because I I still think I looked good

1:40.4

Yeah, I think I looked great fuck you all right, bro. You don't you have no

1:45.5

I'm fucking round to stand down. I never said no ground to stand on I never said with your fucking hair

1:51.7

I would take my pulled back long fucking hair over your fucking flip any day of the week and you know

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