355: Greek/Roman myth: There's Something About Ares
Myths and Legends
Jason Weiser, Carissa Weiser
4.8 • 25.4K Ratings
🗓️ 7 February 2024
⏱️ 44 minutes
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Summary
The creature, the Bonnacon (or, as cultured people say, Bo-nacho), has fiery diarrhea. Insert spicy food/White Castle joke here.
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Music:
"Croner Dilesh" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Hrse Hrse" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Particle End" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Where we Make our Stand" by Chad Crouch
"Talens Bal" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Iris" by Blue Dot Sessions
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Quick disclaimer, it's the Ares episode, so there's a little bit more violence this week. |
| 0:04.6 | Please check out the post on myth podcast.com for more info. |
| 0:08.1 | This week on myths and legends, we're back in the Greek myths with the stories of the Olympians. We'll talk about the creation of the world, |
| 0:15.3 | the story of the first werewolf, and Pygmalion. Oh, and I guess some stuff about Ares because this is technically |
| 0:21.7 | his episode. The creature this week is one you don't want to spook. Ares because of his |
| 0:25.0 | of, yes, his burning diarrhea. |
| 0:29.0 | This is Missy. |
| 0:31.0 | This is myths and legends episode 355. There's something about Aries. This is a podcast where we tell stories from mythology and folklore. |
| 0:49.6 | Some are incredibly popular stories you might think you know but with surprising origins. |
| 0:53.5 | Others are stories that might be new to you but are definitely worth a listen. |
| 0:57.3 | We're going through the stories of the Olympians, the ruling gods from Greek myth. |
| 1:01.3 | This week it's Ares, the God of war, and we'll quickly see that |
| 1:05.1 | everyone hates Ares. Dionys is sat back, huh? They had already covered Hermes, Hephaidid, Apollo, Artemis, and Athena. |
| 1:30.0 | They still had Zeus, Herra, Poseidon, Haiti's, and maybe Demeter? |
| 1:35.9 | The only thing standing in their way was this, this clod of a god. Xanthius, the human Dionysus enslaved, and also used as a podcast producer, said he was a bit out of the loop. |
| 1:50.0 | Why was Ares a Clod of a God, didn't he have an affair with Aphrodite? |
| 1:55.1 | Wasn't he the god of war who relished in bloodshed? |
| 1:58.3 | Seems like that checked a lot of boxes for a salacious action-packed episode. |
| 2:04.0 | He's one note, the blood-reaking god of war who loves carnage. |
| 2:09.2 | We could knock this out in like, I don't know, two or three minutes. |
| 2:12.8 | Dionysus flipped through his notes. |
| 2:14.6 | Zanthius basically said all the interesting bits about Ari's right there. |
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