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355: Fear the Beard

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Amir Blumenfeld, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Advice, Relationships, Society & Culture, Jake Hurwitz, Jake And Amir, Guidance

4.95.8K Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2018

⏱️ 44 minutes

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In this episode we discuss long walks, open marriages, and Lonely and Horny Season 2 -- available now!

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0:00.0

This is a head gum podcast.

0:30.0

I like that a lot. That was just like chill vibes. Yeah, I was. Can you? Can you please not

0:41.3

phone it in this episode? That was for once in your fucking goddamn pile from Toronto.

0:47.2

It was like, let's restart this show and you try to do it with a little bit of a little

0:54.0

bit more gusto. Alright, let's play the song one more time.

0:57.2

Cry so mighty. Hate it.

0:59.8

Fuck. Why is this good?

1:03.8

Shhh. I'm letting it go.

1:06.6

When it's done, when it's done playing, let's go full animated. Happy time. I'll turn

1:13.7

it down for the crowd. Okay. So we can edit this out. So whiny.

1:20.0

Quiet. So we can edit it out and we'll just start happy and that'll be the whole show.

1:27.0

Okay. Alright, awesome song. Who is that?

1:32.0

Fuck you. Like what the fuck are you doing? I haven't even said anything. Why even play the

1:37.1

song again? Why even humor me? Like we're going to restart it over.

1:41.0

Alright, fuck it. One last time. One last time. But can you for real? Yeah.

1:45.6

And I won't just turn it on. Let me post. Alright. Ready?

1:51.6

It's it's it's we want people to think that we like each other that we still have fun

1:56.7

with the podcast. And just otherwise they stop they stop subscribing. They don't give

2:00.6

a shit about what we're doing because they like the friendship, not the arguing, not

2:05.0

the phoning it in, not the bullshit. I have to choose a different song just because

2:11.5

happy attitude. I know now it like reminds me of it's how nasty I've been to you.

2:16.5

Okay. So it's not even used the song. We'll do a totally different song.

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