354: We've Discovered Aliens

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Comedy

4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 September 2023

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Four close man friends gather around to talk about uniting against Aliens.

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Timestamps:

00:00 Intro

00:44 Mexico Has Alien Mummies

11:52 Aliens Are Back In Fashion

13:37 Raycon

15:18 Adam & Eve

17:09 The Official Marvel Podcast

25:09 Andrew’s Favourite Batman

30:08 Flashpoint Invented Multiverses

31:58 Unity’s Per-Install Fee

55:12 Life Inside Roblox

1:09:33 Educational Video Games

1:15:50 Unity Death Threats

1:21:04 Roblox Shooting Scare

1:22:01 Deepest Voice Competition (Voicecel)

1:19:14 Wrap

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Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc

Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv

Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal

Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan

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0:00.0	Music
0:29.0	Hi there. It's the official podcast episode 354. I'm joined here by Kaya Andrew Charlie and of
0:37.8	course I'm joined by myself Jackson. This is this is the official podcast and we're talking
0:43.1	about aliens not fuckable aliens just aliens in general because Mexico has just discovered
0:50.0	alien life. They've done it. They were hiding in Mexico the entire time. Don't say that. You
0:55.5	can't fuck that alien if you tried. You could. And also they didn't discover it. It's
1:00.6	mummified remains. It's not like it's like an ancient aliens. They are thousand years old. Yes.
1:08.8	Aliens have been here longer than us. So where are the aliens? Do you think we're less than a thousand
1:15.4	years old? That's deep. According to the Bible, right? Isn't that the Bible? No.
1:20.5	Yeah. The Bible is in barely a thousand. No, it's 2000. No, it's 10,000. It's like 10,000, right?
1:29.2	There's entire thousands of BC before the alien civilization that existed while we were growing up
1:37.4	and then they got wiped out. I guess they were entirely within Mexico and then they were
1:42.3	mummified in Mexico and now we found their bodies. Is this your scientific analysis?
1:50.5	No, that's just my general analysis. That's just like my gut feeling on the matter,
1:55.0	given what you've just said. Is that what's happening? Very scientific. Yeah. I think so too. I think
2:00.3	they maybe they were landing to tank some gas and they didn't realize how primitive we still were
2:06.0	a thousand or so years ago. I don't know. Maybe the locals attacked them and they ran for cover
2:11.4	and then they just starved there. What was Mexico like a thousand years ago? Was it any reason to stop
2:17.4	that? Probably shitty. No. I mean, what reason would they have to stop there? The scenery?
2:24.8	Every place wasn't that great a thousand years ago for an alien to be fair. Yeah, true.
2:30.4	Everywhere was bad for an alien. Even today is okay. Where like what's nation or what place on
2:37.4	earth would be the most receptive to an alien landing right now? America. Yeah. No way.
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