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Skag free, whoever he is.

Get your plod, fascist ass out of here.

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You are a terrific team on all counts.

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basement, this is the Matt and Blonde show. I'll lead an effective strategy to mobilize. Chewing

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Breaking news tonight, former President Donald Trump says he is going to be arrested within days.

Oh my God, bro!

Calling on his millions of followers to protest what could be an historic first, the indictment of a former president.

His allies criticizing the New York City-based case as purely political.

Others fear the calling on his followers to protest was too reminiscent of calls before January 6th.

Kill me.

We're not paid actors. It really happened.

It's not against the law. Fuck you.

Every bond you break. Every step you take, I'll be watching you.

And while Mr. Trump did not call for violent action today, Democrats were quick to condemn

his rhetoric.

And he first incited violence on January 6 to prevent his removal from power.

And now he's attempting to incite political violence to prevent his prosecution.

Ha!

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