#354: Stupid Is Armed
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 680 Ratings
🗓️ 22 April 2022
⏱️ 23 minutes
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Summary
1- NYC
2- Masks? We were kidding. You’re fine.
3- Morning news. Morning bad news.
4- Execution: Texas-style
5- Marriage if church and state by the courts
6- Hey, China. We’re banning math books.
7- Teach my child? I’ll sue.
8- Tucker says burn your balls into manhood
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden. |
| 0:23.6 | I want to welcome you to episode 354 on my podcast, Who's Paying Attention? |
| 0:29.8 | This podcast is sponsored by Better Help Online Therapy. |
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| 0:47.9 | That's B-E-T-T-E-R-H-E-L-P-com slash Alonzo. |
| 0:56.0 | So I am coming to you live from New York City. |
| 1:00.0 | I am here to work a club called the Stand in New York tonight, and then I'll be at Bananas in New Jersey, Friday, and Saturday. |
| 1:08.7 | So I haven't been to New York since the pandemic began two years ago. |
| 1:13.5 | I forgot the energy of this city. |
| 1:16.0 | It is crazy. |
| 1:17.0 | Just walking the streets. |
| 1:18.5 | It's all good. |
| 1:19.6 | I like it. |
| 1:21.0 | I got my fourth shot. |
| 1:23.0 | I got a second booster shot before I came here. |
| 1:26.3 | So I think I'm going to be all right because, man, New York, it's everyone's here. |
| 1:31.7 | You know, it's in your face. |
| 1:34.1 | I don't know. |
| 1:35.5 | But anyway, I'm enjoying it. |
| 1:38.3 | I'm enjoying being in New York. |
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