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Oh, if only get, I say, has broken, has it not?

If only, I say, if bloody only, we're just going to have another joker shuffled from the bloody pack, aren't we, Ian Dale?

Because I bet you're not calling for a general election.

I bet you're happy just for another useless person to emerge out of the Tory party to run our country into the ground.

I think there will be plenty of very good candidates emerge from the pack.

And in fact, we should say we're recording this.

It's 433 on Thursday afternoon.

I'm in the LBC studio.

Where are you?

I'm in my office in the Royal London Hospital,

although at half past one this afternoon,

I was in Port Cullis House, Westminster.

Having, little sidetrack, having got through the security because the woman who sort of

did the frisky thing that they do said, you used to be the Home Secretary, didn't you?

So I said, yes, I did.

She said, I know, Jackie Smith. Anyway, she was lovely. But then they decided that my bag, which contained my microphone that I'm now talking into, needed to be searched by a guy who was apparently new. Anyway, my microphone was in the same section as my underwear. So he said, could you open it all up and show it me?

So I showed him my microphone.

Then he said, what's this?

I said, well, that's my underwear.

So my underwear was on display for anybody who was interested in.

Oh, I thought you meant that the microphone was,

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