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🗓️ 21 January 2023
⏱️ 70 minutes
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This week, in Sequim, Washington, a wild scene unfolds with the backdrop of drug dealing, boat sinking, karate weapons, and many ostriches & emus running around. One day, the man at the center of all this strangeness calls 911 at 4am, claiming that his friend/business partner has just killed himself, after killing the first man's wife. Evidence doesn't quite back that up, with out of place blood spatter, and even more out of place gravel. The whole thing gets really crazy at trial, when this man fights to represent himself to fight the death penalty!!
Along the way, we find out that apparently lavender warrants an entire weekend of celebration, that it's very hard to knock yourself out, then shoot yourself, and that ostriches probably can't plan a murder!!
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1:44.0 | This week, what you're going to get for crime and sports, we're going to talk about the history of fantasy sports. How it started. How it went from a smoky back room to the main cause of divorce in America. |
1:56.0 | We'll find out how that happened there. And then for small town murder, we are going to talk about Ky the Hitch, the Hatchet wielding Hitchhiker. |
2:05.0 | I can't wait. Who is a crazy guy who attacked a man with a with a hatchet in the middle of the street and but like in a heroic way. |
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2:23.0 | It's wild. So that is patreon.com slash crime and sports get in there definitely and do that. That said, I think it's time. Let's get right into the show here. |
2:33.0 | Jimmy, what do you say? It's time to sit back. Yeah, I'm going to clear the lungs out a little bit. It's time to clear the lungs. I don't care where you are. I don't care. |
2:41.0 | Even if you're home, walk outside and right in your front lawn or if you're in an apartment off your balcony or something and shout to the masses, shout, shout, shout, I mean, give me murder. |
2:56.0 | Let's do this, Jimmy. Okay. Let's go on a trip. Yeah, let's go. You send a little little worried about where we're going. Don't worry. It's not section Alabama again. |
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3:29.0 | It's it's a place where the rest of Alabama looks down on. I don't know what else to say about it besides that you can make your own judgment based upon that. So the cops are afraid to go to this place. Okay. To investigate things and they're like, don't talk about our town. Are you out of your mind? Fix it. Fix it. How about that? |
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