Do you have a safe in your house?

If you do, what do you keep in it?

I'm going to say something that is probably could come back to regret.

We do have a safe and last I checked, it is not locked.

That's the problem with having a safe.

We have two.

One of them is locked in the other one.

But the other one is the one that we've been using for years.

We got asked the long story.

I'm right.

We're going to go into it.

But yeah, that's the problem with having a safe is like, when you want to get into it,

you don't want to go through all the trouble unlocking it.

So you just leave it alone.

It seems like such a good idea when you become a responsible adult to keep things like passports.

And because you know, I don't use my power.

I'm not James Bond.

I don't use my passport very often.

Keep that in there and you know, other, you know, right, truly, truly,

inarguably important papers.

But you know, and then it turns out you do, you do take your passports.

You do take your passports in and out, you know, and you need them sometimes.

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