354. Cryptid Kids #9: The Taco Portal Puzzle

What If World - Stories for Kids

Eric O'Keeffe / What If World LLC

Kids & Family, Stories For Kids, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.5 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2025

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

In Whentendo, the land of video games, the Cryptid Kids must track down Cthunkle and face a horde of disgruntled monsters. But what is the Colossal squidopus after this time? Lessons include: Making a small pact with yourself is more fun and less pressure than setting a huge goal; rushing through a game defeats the purpose of play! Subscribe and show your Support! Supporters listen ad-free, and get over 30 bonus episodes and counting! Grownups, help your kids share questions & ideas at [email protected], via voicemail at 205-605-WHAT (9428), or on Instagram @whatifworldpodcast Want more kids podcasts for the whole family? Grown-ups, subscribe to Starglow+ here. Learn more about Starglow Media here. Follow Starglow on Instagram and YouTube Eric and Karen O'Keeffe make What If World. Our producer is Miss Lynn. Character art by Ana Stretcu, episode art by Lynn Hickernell, podcast art by Jason O’Keefe, and theme song by Craig Martinson.

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0:00.0	It is estimated that over 4 million people have been abducted by alien life forms,
0:05.0	but only one of them asked for it.
0:09.0	This is LEO of Earth. If any aliens are listening, come and get me.
0:12.0	From Disney and Pixar.
0:13.0	Yes, it's really happening.
0:15.0	He'll go where no one has gone before.
0:17.0	Welcome to the communi-verse.
0:19.0	This is the most beautiful place I've ever seen.
0:22.6	This is the bathroom.
0:25.0	Disney and Pixar's
0:26.4	Elio, rated PG. A rental guidance suggested
0:28.6	only in theaters June 20th.
0:34.1	What if kittens
0:35.2	played the glock and
0:36.9	what if unicorns were real?
0:41.3	What if you could fly or travel back in time?
0:46.3	We welcome you to what if world.
0:50.3	What if world? What If World?
0:55.0	This is What If World.
0:59.0	Greetings Adventurers, and welcome back to Gilds and Goblins.
1:08.0	The What If World's show are your questions and ideas.
1:12.5	Combined with our live in the moment dice rolls. To inspire off-the-cuff adventures.
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