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Welcome to the Snartek. You're about to get your news glazed by the great Chris Raygun, Derek Blackman, and Tom Sweeney.

Sit back and prepare for some action. Sit back and prepare for some action Sit back and prepare for some glazing glory

Hey everybody

Welcome to the Snark Tank podcast

It's me Chris, it's him Sweeney

It's him Derek

I think

We'll see you next time

That was a good one. Yeah, now, now, now only the real, only the real fans are staying for this. Right. It's a nice little surprise. I know you guys can see the runtime of the video and it's clearly not. It's clearly not over in 10 seconds. We can fake some people, some audio listeners that

it auto played on. So like the intro goes and then you do that and they're like, whoa,

that's it. Oh, I'm going to kill myself, throw myself in front of a train and become a fucking

lampshade for somebody when they pick up my parts.

That's crazy. Holy shit.

Some fucking asshole with the, you know, the, the little dustpan.

He's sweeping up remains before the cops can get to it. Like, hey, get out of here. And he's just

running away. He's running on the train tracks. That's how bold he is. He's running on the train tracks with a backpack full of people parts. Man, now that I'm taking the train like a couple times a week, I really hope I don't run to some, you know, somebody just decides to end it, especially there's so many people at Union Station's crazy. So I just feel like one day I'm like there's too many people here man.

There's too many it's too easy for something bad to happen. Right. And I'm like I just hope

I'm not there for it. You're getting into the glorophobic. You're a little bit of glorophobic,

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