353 - No F-ing Clue

Weird Medicine: The Podcast

Dr. Steve & Studio71

Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.9 • 759 Ratings

🗓️ 21 March 2019

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Lady Diagnosis is back, and so is her awful note taking. I have literally no idea what's in this episode, so it'll be a surprise for all of us. Enjoy! PLEASE VISIT: stuff.doctorsteve.com simplyherbals.net noom.doctorsteve.com freshly.doctorsteve.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Weird Medicine with Dr. Steve on the Riotcast Network, riotcast.com.
0:11.3	We're missing contains mature contents that may be offended to some listeners.
0:20.0	Let me run.
0:24.0	What did they wrong then?
0:25.9	You know, your old house is like another.
0:32.7	I've got diphtheria crushing my esophagus. I've got subalibes stripping from my nose.
0:40.3	I've got the leprosy of the heartbound, exacerbating my imbettable woes.
0:45.3	I want to take my brain out, and plastic with the wave, an ultrasonic, ecographic, and a pulsating shave.
0:51.3	I want a magic pill.
0:52.3	All my ailments, the health equivalent of citizen cane.
0:56.5	And if I don't get it now in the tablet,
0:59.2	I think I'm doomed, then I'll have to go insane.
1:01.9	I want to requiem for my disease.
1:04.6	So I'm paging Dr. Steve.
1:06.7	Dr. Steve.
1:07.7	No, he'll take it down for.
1:10.0	It's weird medicine, the first and still only uncensored medical show in the history of broadcast radio, now a podcast.
1:15.4	I'm Dr. Steve.
1:17.7	Yeah, I know who I am.
1:24.5	And I'm joined today with my little pal, Dr. Scott, the traditional Chinese medical practitioner,
1:29.1	keeps the alternative medicine wackos at bay.
1:31.0	Hello, Dr. Scott.
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