353. - Alexander Shulan

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Comedy

4.5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 10 June 2022

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Alexander Shulan runs the fine art gallery LOMEX in New York City. We chat about Chris seeing a person shower with a mask on, The Chrisley’s caught a case, what we think a bottom should be ordering on Uber Eats, the art business is notoriously dirty, people are trying to make actual art non-fungible, what factors go into pricing a work of art, questions you might ask someone to find out if they come from generational wealth, what makes a perfect gallery opening party, getting into some trouble down in Switzerland, Alex’s mom was a restaurant critic and would take him with her as a child, the archetypal gallerists wardrobe, and Alex’s Diet Coke and Frappuccino habit. instagram.com/lomexgallery twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Coming at you live, a hundred percent humidity in New York City, it's hot as hell.
0:18.0	The fucking Chrisleys are going to jail.
0:22.0	I saw a guy. I saw a guy getting to the shower at
0:26.4	berries with a mask on. Things are fucking crazy. Okay you got a one at a time
0:32.0	because yesterday when we were texting because we were going to have a
0:35.3	guest on today's episode they had to postpone due to some personal matters everyone's
0:42.1	fine don't worry about that,
0:43.2	but you like did a tweet about like three things.
0:47.8	And I was like, well, we don't even need a guess.
0:50.1	I can just talk about these three things.
0:51.6	And you just did it to me again.
0:53.3	I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
0:54.8	I've just got bars maybe.
0:56.2	It's good, but it was like what I forgot.
0:58.8	What were the do you remember what the three things were that?
1:01.2	The three things, well the three things were the New York Times discovering roommates and then talking
1:08.4	about the caviar bumps which I would prefer to never hear that again. But I'm more focused on this
1:14.9	guy I saw. Okay let's do let's do the mask first because that is really good.
1:19.1	He left he left the Barry's class drenched in sweat like the rest of us
1:23.5	we're in the locker room i see him stripped down to his skivies
1:26.9	then he has he's one of those guys who has the tiny little man bun that like is barely
1:31.6	held together by the the rubber band he dramatically he
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