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Punch Drunk Sports

#352: "Yummy Mummies" with Steven Randolph and Bill DeWitt

Punch Drunk Sports

Johnny Woodard

Comedy

4.8904 Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2019

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Steven Randolph and his pal Bill DeWitt join Jayson Thibault, Fight Nanny, and Johnny Woodard in studio on this week's edition of Punch Drunk Sports.
The gang talks NBA Summer League (and Johnny's experience with Sam Tripoli in Vegas), reality TV, and their love for Comedy Store personality Boon Shakalaka.
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Past guests include Joe Rogan, Duncan Trussell, Bert Kreischer (again), Pauly Shore, Tom Segura, Bobby Lee, Brody Stevens, Don Barris, Jason Ellis, Bryan Callen, Brian Redban, Josh Barnett, Brendan Schaub, Steve Rannazzisi, Tait Fletcher, and many, many others.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Oh, he's cute. Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling. He's hugging his pillow like a sloth on a branch.

0:10.0

He couldn't sleep before. Now listen to him. Sounds like an elephant with a chest infection.

0:15.0

Well, they call him a dreamer. And now they're right.

0:19.0

All aboard, Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling.

0:23.0

Find all the comfort you need in the quiet lounge.

0:26.0

Piando Ferries, there is another way.

0:29.0

For the thousands in attendance

0:32.0

and the millions watching around the world.

0:35.2

This is the mani bitch!

0:38.4

Dildo corn is alive and kicking.

0:41.8

Come on over here, I'll head butt your ass a couple times if you know what I'm saying.

0:45.0

This brother breaking all the 40 yard,

0:47.0

well this brother, come on.

0:50.0

Zip it.

0:51.0

I hope I didn't piss off Jesus.

0:52.0

You call that a penalty?

0:54.0

Who's number one?

0:56.0

It's the LA clippers.

0:57.0

Boom!

0:58.0

Shut up!

0:59.0

You're staying it wrong people.

1:01.0

I would get pregnant.

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