You've tuned in to Wizard's Garden. My name is Dartanian Wilpson and I'm just a bag of broken wind shimes hanging from a crow-filled tree.

In the garden, the blind wizard and Thorie is the elder. That very wizard that was blinded by the crack queen.

Can you keep it down over there, please? I'm trying to sleep.

Sorry y'all, that's one of my neighbors. He's a skull that the wizard reanimated just for shits and giggles.

He didn't reanimate me, but he was getting the giggle to me.

I'm sorry, Larry, but you know you're just a skull stuck in the hollow of a wizard's tree.

An immobile symbol of human mortality.

Damned to exist only for a flickering of an eye.

Just because your temporary doesn't mean you can't love.

Look, you want to know the truth, Larry?

Can't watch that truth.

Okay, I'll tell you that God damn truth. I'm in love with him.

All of my intellectual eyes, and it's just a desperate attempt to protect my heart.

Because Larry, I'm afraid you're going to break it when I ask for your hand and marriage.

I don't have a hand. I'm just a skull.

You're more than just a skull to me, Larry.

And I've been in love with you for years.

Why didn't you just tell me this?

I was afraid you'd reject me.

Don't be afraid. I love you too. And yes, I will marry you.

Then this is the best day of my life.

Well, we're tying the wizard's garden after I lived my sponsors.

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