351: The Dangers of Being Tall

The Official Podcast

Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2023

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Four close man friends gather around to talk about being tall. This is the Official Podcast. Links Below. --- Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access: go to https://www.PATREON.com/THEOFFICIALPODCAST Brought to you by the following sponsors: GET GODSLAP AND PLAGUE SEEKER RIGHT NOW: go to https://www.BADEGG.co --- Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 01:09 Will Mario be Voiced by AI? 06:35 PlayStation Portal 11:44 FouseyTube Arrest 17:40 Self-Checkout Sucks 21:09 Tip Culture 22:27 Waiter Takes Advice From Reddit and Gets Fired 35:35 Short vs. Tall People 52:01 Growing Taller in Space (the boys are losing their minds) 58:36 Committing Space Sabotage 1:05:15 Cheesy and Fun Movies 1:06:17 Good/Bad Horror Movies 1:15:25 Wrap --- Hosts: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan --- The Official Podcast Links: SubReddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/m/Iv4af6j46ldkjja7vwnvljbyiw4?t=The_Official_Podcast Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5tZWdhcGhvbmUuZm0vVE9QNzc4NDYyNTk4MA%3D%3D Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6TXzjtMTEopiGjIsCfvv6W iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/the-official-podcast/id1186089636 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive Thumbnail by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ Edited by: https://www.instagram.com/00zaya Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:30.0	podcast episode three, 51 probably. And we're super excited to be here. We had a lot of stuff going on this week.
0:40.0	How's everyone feeling?
0:42.0	A little hungry.
0:44.0	Yeah.
0:46.0	Yeah.
0:48.0	Sad.
0:49.0	Sad.
0:50.0	Okay. Jackson's sad. Let's target that emotion. Let's expand on that.
0:55.0	I'm actually not sad. I can't pretend to be sad. I'm sorry. I'm really happy.
0:59.0	You should be sad because we're kicking the show off. We're not going to do this.
1:03.0	Light airy, stupid, fluttery bullshit. No more. I'm going to bring my first topic and kick the door open.
1:08.0	You should be potentially sad because Mr. Charles Martenay is retiring as the voice of Mario.
1:16.0	I am sad now. Yeah.
1:18.0	I'm sad that it didn't happen sooner. You said of a bitch.
1:20.0	I should have been the voice since day one. Yeah. Fuck that guy. What's he have done for us?
1:25.0	His day was coming. Fuck that guy.
1:29.0	How many things of importance has he actually said as Mario?
1:33.0	Things that I don't know the entire point. He said for the last 30 years or something.
1:38.0	He said, whoa. Yeah. And he did the best anyone could ever go.
1:43.0	Goddamn, right? He did.
1:46.0	Well, I have two questions on that topic, which is why I wanted to bring it to the show that I figured we could talk about.
1:51.0	The first is, do you think Nintendo with house simplistic Mario's voices are just going to use AI?
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